Team Scores: Rockets (4.5), Astros (4.1*), Texans (3.0)
Starting the city uniform rankings, we have the depressingly boring city of Houston. The Texans have the worst uniforms in the city and have needed an overhaul since they debuted in 2002. As for the Astros, the team fails to excite anyone with their bland home and away sets.
Despite having an awesome tone of orange in their arsenal, the Astros barely utilize the color — and when they do, the uniform is underwhelming. Not to mention their current set will always be linked to cheating. And the Rockets? They should try a lot harder. Their uniforms have been dull since Charles Barkley left town.